Also if I were going for publicity stunt, I'd do something more drastic. [He mutters to himself, but ultimately calms when Adam takes his wrist. He sighs deeply, bringing his free hand up to pinch the bridge of his nose and stare at Jason carefully before facing Elizabeth and Adam.]

...truth is, Elizabeth is your girlfriend, Adam and I are friends. Sort of? About as friendly as you can get when fighting an alien. [Gods that sounds crazy, let's dial it back.] Anyway, s'like they said. This is gonna be hard to believe but this isn't your real life. We all know the real you and how things really go. But you've gotta hear us out.