[For a moment, he stares at all three of them in disbelief. Not his life. It's all in his head. His girlfriend. It's all so completely and utterly absurd that the only natural reaction to all of it is to laugh. This is ridiculous. He thinks they're insane.]

Keep the clipboard. You guys are fucking nuts. [Waves a hand at them, dismissively. First threats, now this. It's hilarious.] You should go pay a visit to Arkham. I bet the lunatics there would love to have you.